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MOTHER BINGO BONGO AND THE COTTON CANDY WIG

19 Saturday Sep 2015

Posted by johnseekamp in Creative writing, Poems, Rap song

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Charisma, Good Karma, lyrics, music, Rap song

Look into her eyes,

See her soul arise,

Prepare to hear her song-go,

Listen to her sound,

Watch her dance around,

Mother Bingo Bongo,

She’s like no one else other,

Not like no other mother,

‘Cause no other mothers really dig,

The way she grooves to get down,

The way she laughs with a frown,

‘Bout her cotton candy wig,

Check it out…it could be pink,

Or maybe blue, or maybe bright green,

Whenever she’s on the scene,

And whenever she is,

She knows her biz,

Like champagne with a pop and fizz,

She’s on it for a long-go,

Mother Bingo Bongo…..Bingo Bongo,

Mother Bingo Bongo…..Bingo Bongo,

Watch her, watch her dance,

Bingo Bongo,

In a, in a trance,

Bingo Bongo,

Watch her, watch her go,

Bingo Bongo,

For a, For a long-go,

Bingo Bongo,

Come on, come on and dig,

The cotton candy wig,

Mother Bingo Bongo…..Bingo Bongo,

Why don’t you play the bongo,

Bingo Bongo,

Sing a, sing a song-go,

Bingo Bongo,

Here we go a long-go,

Bingo Bongo,

Long-go, long-go, long-go,

Bingo Bongo,

Dance along a long-go,

Bingo, Bongo,

Make a song a long-go,

Bingo Bongo,

Mother Bingo Bongo…..Bingo Bongo,

Mother Bingo, Bongo…..Bingo Bongo,

Mother Bingo Bongo…..Bingo Bongo,

Mother Bingo Bongo…..Bingo Bongo,

Mother Bingo Bongo…..Bingo Bongo……..

…….(slowly the rap and song fades)

by John Patrick Seekamp  9/17 & 18/2015 Continue reading →

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A VERY DETERMINED WOMAN MY GRAMMA SEEKAMP WAS

15 Tuesday Sep 2015

Posted by johnseekamp in Family Stories, Non-Fiction, Writings

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100_5438It was Spring and my paternal grandmother Victoria Seekamp decided it was a good day to burn leaves. And perhaps a little brush. She was 72 and was babysitting her 6 year old granddaughter, my cousin Kelly, out in the well kept backyard of the oldest house in the village of Goshen, NY. It was built in 1732 and purchased by her and her late husband, my grandfather John H. Seekamp, and their oldest daughter, my aunt Dorothy (Dot), in 1956. On this Monday afternoon, Kelly’s mother, my aunt Rita, was probably at work, as was my aunt Dot, so Kelly was there alone with our shared grandmother. There was a mild wind blowing in from the west, but having already deciding to burn, Grandma Seekamp pressed on. She raked, and raked, forming piles as she went about the chore. Then with one match she got the first pile going. She watched as the flames grew and the smoke billowed. Then she raked some more and then lighted more piles. Kelly watched at first, then continued the running about she had started earlier. Our grandmother looked up at her briefly and then raked some more, now raking along the edge of the mowed lawn, where the back field started. There she built a big pile. She lit that pile, then walked back to the one first lit. As she tidied it some, she glanced back at the pile near the edge. The flames had jumped from it, and the unkempt part of the property, full of dry leaves and grasses, was now burning. She walked over to that area quickly and began hitting the wayward flames with the rake, but that made it worse.

“Kelly,” she called out. “Kelly, run to the house and call the fire department. Quick!”

Kelly, unaware at first that the fire was out of control, looked over and saw the smoke and flames, and the panic on Grandma’s face.

“Okay,” she shouted as she ran. Then she stopped.  “But what number, Grandma?”

“Just dial O for the operator and tell her you need to call the fire department, Kelly,” our grandmother shouted.

“Okay,” Kelly shouted again. then once again she ran.

She disappeared into the house as our grandma began raking the out of control burnings. Then, having already talked to the operator,  Kelly held the phone and waited and not long after that the fire dispatcher picked up.

“Goshen Fire Department,” he said.

“The yard is on fire and we can’t put it out!” Kelly said.

“Where do live?” the fireman asked.

“In Hambletonian Park,” Kelly answered.

“Okay,” the fireman said. “We’ll be right there.”

Hambletonian Park, where Kelly lived, was a small sub division off Craigville Road. The only problem was she was calling from our grandmother’s house and it was at the far end of Main Street, heading out of the village. It was located about a mile from where the dispatcher sent the fire trucks, and though the firemen would be taking Main Street to get to Hamiltonian Park, they would be unaware of  where the fire was actually burning, as they would be taking a right onto a side road, Craigville road, about a half mile before our grandmother’s house.

Kelly ran back out and watched as Grandma Seekamp battled the flames.

First our grandmother and Kelly heard the fire whistle blowing. Then they heard the sirens. Then, as the sirens no longer grew louder, they became fainter. Then they couldn’t hear the them anymore. Fortunately, our seventy two year old grandmother beat down the flames, taming them down to a smolder. After that she doused the remnants with  buckets of water from the hose she usually used to water her plantings. When the fireman finally arrived my grandmother was sitting on a bench in the shade of her backyard keeping vigil in case the flames revived. The story got out somehow, and later that afternoon a photographer from the local newspaper came around. A photo was taken and the story was written on note paper. The next day the caption of the story under that printed photo read: ““Fire No Match For Woman, 72.” Perhaps to others that was so. But to Kelly and the rest of us grandchildren, that fire was no match for Gramma!

by John Patrick Seekamp

 

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A STORM JUST PASSED

13 Sunday Sep 2015

Posted by johnseekamp in Poems, Writings

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Clouds, Creative Writing, Mist, Onions, Poems, Storms, Sunsets

Orange coated dark clouds

all hovering in blue,

Hovering ‘bove fields

as the coming mist grew,

Mist upon onions once prevalent

but now few,

Onions and mist

in the set of sun’s due,

Growing under dark clouds

in the orange and the blue.

by John Patrick Seekamp         (August 11th, 2015)

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IN THE QUIET SLEEPY VILLAGE

13 Sunday Sep 2015

Posted by johnseekamp in Fiction, Humor, song parody, Writings

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Creative Writing, Humor, Parody, Poems, Song

In the quiet sleepy village,

Where the Romans came to pillage,

All the young men once so brave they ran away,

Only old folks mean and grumpy,

And young maidens fat and lumpy,

Made their minds up, “In this village we shall stay,

Yes right here in this village we shall stay!”

At first the Romans they were contented,

Yes their resolve it was unrelented,

As they sacked and divvied up all that they did find,

But then soon they were surrounded,

By old folks and maidens rounded,

A-G-G-G-H!….and so they too,

They left that village far behind,

Yes they also left that village far behind!

Now that made both the old folk and the maiden,

Feel so disappointed and unladen,

For they almost had men fearless and built strong,

Then soon the ruthless Huns and Vandals,

And the mighty Mongols in their sandals,

They also fled that place without a song,

Yes they too fled that place without a song!

You see, in that noiseless town of slumber,

Where the Romans came to plunder,

Not even one invading marauder stood a hoot,

So go away Julius Caesar,

Don’t come a callin’ Genghis either,

Just stay home…. forget adventure and all that loot,

Or once again you’ll find your sorry selves hot to scoot,

Yes all over you’ll find your sorry selves hot to scoot!

by John Patrick Seekamp      (January 15th, 2015)

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LUNKERS by Skiz Gazelle

12 Saturday Sep 2015

Posted by johnseekamp in Fiction, Short Story, Writings

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Creative Writing, human interest, trout fishing

THE CHICAGO METROPOLITAN GAZETTE

SUNDAY MAY 6, 1923

                                                 LUNKERS

by Skiz Gazelle

This one I call, ‘THE OLD BAMBOO.’

Upon reflection of one of my more recent fishing jaunts to the Catskills on the Beaverkill at Craigie Clair, I was reminded of the innocence of youth by what it was that a little but gallant eight year old tyke said, and then soon asked of me. The honest to goodness conversing started with a very serious facial expression, followed closely by some vigorous fidgeting. The boy’s name by the way was Jessup but as he told me, “Almost everyone around here calls me just ‘Jessie’.”

He began by saying, “Gee whiz, if you’re just who I think you might be, and I think maybe that you might just well be the guy from the newspapers, Mr. Skiz Gazelle, on account I heard tell this morning down in town that you were around these parts fishing and such.”

Well I nodded and then the boy Jessie smiled quickly, but then soon became serious once again.

“Then maybe since you are the guy who writes all those really swell fishing stories, and will even tell in the paper to whoever will read and listen just how to catch the very kind of fish that mostly all the people who go out after fish want very much to catch, how come you never ever fish with a bamboo fishing pole, or even use worms or a bobber, like my Grampy Effron and Uncle Cecil fish with? Because just in case you don’t know about such a pole they can catch lots of fish just the very way that you can. But remember, they just use worms and a bobber….and oh yeh a hook of course.”

“Sonny,” I said to him. “Wait a while.”

Then, with a smile, I walked proudly back to the fliver truck I rented, grabbing a long old pole I long before dubbed as ‘The Old Bamboo’. It had been given to me, with instructions to take very good care of it, by a former slave woman called Mamie Julep. It was at a time I had occasion to fish the mighty Potomac at Harper’s Ferry. She was a nice old black great great grandmother who unfortunately passed away just a few weeks after that. But that’s a whole other tale that I’ll gladly share in this column sometime soon. So anyway, with that very pole in hand, I walked still proudly back to the boy Jessie who by now was passing the time skipping stones across an eddy just below the smallest of the man made ripples on that stretch of the famed Beaverkill. His eyes lit up like two Chinese lanterns.

“You do have one,” he exclaimed. “And it’s just like Grampy Effron’s and Uncle Cecil’s!”

“Yup,” I responded. “And I’ve caught plenty of fish on It, and I call it ‘The Old Bamboo’.”

Then the boy Jessie walked closer to see it better.

“Gosh,” he said softly. “The Old Bamboo,”

Then he looked up at me squinting as the sun shined upon his face.

“Mr. Gazelle,” he said before a question. “If’n I ever get a bamboo fishing pole of my own can I call mine ‘The Old Bamboo’ just the same?”

“Jessie my boy,” I said, “There’s only one fishing pole, bamboo or other, that I know of called ‘The Old Bamboo’. This one. And as far as I’m concerned that’s the way it’ll always be.”

I watched as the boy named Jessup lowered his head. Then I crouched beside him. After a moment I extended my hands offering to him ‘The Old Bamboo’. He looked at it and then looked at me.

“Take very good care of it Jessie,” I said. “Take very good care of ‘The Old Bamboo’!”

“Golly, you mean it’s mine?” he asked.

“Yup indeed,” I said. “It’s yours.”

That bamboo fishing pole, the one that old Mamie Julep gave to me, was one of my favorite possessions. But I had had a good many days filled with fishing admiring and enjoying it. It was then time for me to let someone else have the chance to do the same. After all, old Mamie Julep was generous enough to me and so now I was passing that generosity on to the boy Jessie. It was worth all the fish I’ve ever caught just to see him beam up and smile as broad as a boy could ever smile. And I’m sure that looking down from heaven old Mamie Julep was also smiling broadly. I know I was. Of all the fishing trips and adventures I’ve endured and enjoyed over the years, out of all of them, this one, this one where upon I landed merely a small 14″ brown trout, and two even smaller 10″ brook trout and alas catching no lunkers, this trip to Craigie Clair meeting the boy Jessie and giving to him ‘The Old Bamboo’, my prized bamboo fishing pole, ranks in my book as a tie for my all time favorite outing. The other one, the one it tied….my trip to Harper’s Ferry on the Potomac. The one when I met that most generous old Mamie Julep. And so faithful readers that’s my story of ‘The Old Bamboo’.

(A fictional story written on September 12th, 2015 by John Patrick Seekamp of a made up 1920’s fishing columnist and his weekly column syndicated to most Sunday newspapers in the U.S. and other parts of the world!)

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