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A VERY DETERMINED WOMAN MY GRAMMA SEEKAMP WAS

15 Tuesday Sep 2015

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100_5438It was Spring and my paternal grandmother Victoria Seekamp decided it was a good day to burn leaves. And perhaps a little brush. She was 72 and was babysitting her 6 year old granddaughter, my cousin Kelly, out in the well kept backyard of the oldest house in the village of Goshen, NY. It was built in 1732 and purchased by her and her late husband, my grandfather John H. Seekamp, and their oldest daughter, my aunt Dorothy (Dot), in 1956. On this Monday afternoon, Kelly’s mother, my aunt Rita, was probably at work, as was my aunt Dot, so Kelly was there alone with our shared grandmother. There was a mild wind blowing in from the west, but having already deciding to burn, Grandma Seekamp pressed on. She raked, and raked, forming piles as she went about the chore. Then with one match she got the first pile going. She watched as the flames grew and the smoke billowed. Then she raked some more and then lighted more piles. Kelly watched at first, then continued the running about she had started earlier. Our grandmother looked up at her briefly and then raked some more, now raking along the edge of the mowed lawn, where the back field started. There she built a big pile. She lit that pile, then walked back to the one first lit. As she tidied it some, she glanced back at the pile near the edge. The flames had jumped from it, and the unkempt part of the property, full of dry leaves and grasses, was now burning. She walked over to that area quickly and began hitting the wayward flames with the rake, but that made it worse.

“Kelly,” she called out. “Kelly, run to the house and call the fire department. Quick!”

Kelly, unaware at first that the fire was out of control, looked over and saw the smoke and flames, and the panic on Grandma’s face.

“Okay,” she shouted as she ran. Then she stopped.  “But what number, Grandma?”

“Just dial O for the operator and tell her you need to call the fire department, Kelly,” our grandmother shouted.

“Okay,” Kelly shouted again. then once again she ran.

She disappeared into the house as our grandma began raking the out of control burnings. Then, having already talked to the operator,  Kelly held the phone and waited and not long after that the fire dispatcher picked up.

“Goshen Fire Department,” he said.

“The yard is on fire and we can’t put it out!” Kelly said.

“Where do live?” the fireman asked.

“In Hambletonian Park,” Kelly answered.

“Okay,” the fireman said. “We’ll be right there.”

Hambletonian Park, where Kelly lived, was a small sub division off Craigville Road. The only problem was she was calling from our grandmother’s house and it was at the far end of Main Street, heading out of the village. It was located about a mile from where the dispatcher sent the fire trucks, and though the firemen would be taking Main Street to get to Hamiltonian Park, they would be unaware of  where the fire was actually burning, as they would be taking a right onto a side road, Craigville road, about a half mile before our grandmother’s house.

Kelly ran back out and watched as Grandma Seekamp battled the flames.

First our grandmother and Kelly heard the fire whistle blowing. Then they heard the sirens. Then, as the sirens no longer grew louder, they became fainter. Then they couldn’t hear the them anymore. Fortunately, our seventy two year old grandmother beat down the flames, taming them down to a smolder. After that she doused the remnants with  buckets of water from the hose she usually used to water her plantings. When the fireman finally arrived my grandmother was sitting on a bench in the shade of her backyard keeping vigil in case the flames revived. The story got out somehow, and later that afternoon a photographer from the local newspaper came around. A photo was taken and the story was written on note paper. The next day the caption of the story under that printed photo read: ““Fire No Match For Woman, 72.” Perhaps to others that was so. But to Kelly and the rest of us grandchildren, that fire was no match for Gramma!

by John Patrick Seekamp

 

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A STORM JUST PASSED

13 Sunday Sep 2015

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Clouds, Creative Writing, Mist, Onions, Poems, Storms, Sunsets

Orange coated dark clouds

all hovering in blue,

Hovering ‘bove fields

as the coming mist grew,

Mist upon onions once prevalent

but now few,

Onions and mist

in the set of sun’s due,

Growing under dark clouds

in the orange and the blue.

by John Patrick Seekamp         (August 11th, 2015)

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IN THE QUIET SLEEPY VILLAGE

13 Sunday Sep 2015

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In the quiet sleepy village,

Where the Romans came to pillage,

All the young men once so brave they ran away,

Only old folks mean and grumpy,

And young maidens fat and lumpy,

Made their minds up, “In this village we shall stay,

Yes right here in this village we shall stay!”

At first the Romans they were contented,

Yes their resolve it was unrelented,

As they sacked and divvied up all that they did find,

But then soon they were surrounded,

By old folks and maidens rounded,

A-G-G-G-H!….and so they too,

They left that village far behind,

Yes they also left that village far behind!

Now that made both the old folk and the maiden,

Feel so disappointed and unladen,

For they almost had men fearless and built strong,

Then soon the ruthless Huns and Vandals,

And the mighty Mongols in their sandals,

They also fled that place without a song,

Yes they too fled that place without a song!

You see, in that noiseless town of slumber,

Where the Romans came to plunder,

Not even one invading marauder stood a hoot,

So go away Julius Caesar,

Don’t come a callin’ Genghis either,

Just stay home…. forget adventure and all that loot,

Or once again you’ll find your sorry selves hot to scoot,

Yes all over you’ll find your sorry selves hot to scoot!

by John Patrick Seekamp      (January 15th, 2015)

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LUNKERS by Skiz Gazelle

12 Saturday Sep 2015

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THE CHICAGO METROPOLITAN GAZETTE

SUNDAY MAY 6, 1923

                                                 LUNKERS

by Skiz Gazelle

This one I call, ‘THE OLD BAMBOO.’

Upon reflection of one of my more recent fishing jaunts to the Catskills on the Beaverkill at Craigie Clair, I was reminded of the innocence of youth by what it was that a little but gallant eight year old tyke said, and then soon asked of me. The honest to goodness conversing started with a very serious facial expression, followed closely by some vigorous fidgeting. The boy’s name by the way was Jessup but as he told me, “Almost everyone around here calls me just ‘Jessie’.”

He began by saying, “Gee whiz, if you’re just who I think you might be, and I think maybe that you might just well be the guy from the newspapers, Mr. Skiz Gazelle, on account I heard tell this morning down in town that you were around these parts fishing and such.”

Well I nodded and then the boy Jessie smiled quickly, but then soon became serious once again.

“Then maybe since you are the guy who writes all those really swell fishing stories, and will even tell in the paper to whoever will read and listen just how to catch the very kind of fish that mostly all the people who go out after fish want very much to catch, how come you never ever fish with a bamboo fishing pole, or even use worms or a bobber, like my Grampy Effron and Uncle Cecil fish with? Because just in case you don’t know about such a pole they can catch lots of fish just the very way that you can. But remember, they just use worms and a bobber….and oh yeh a hook of course.”

“Sonny,” I said to him. “Wait a while.”

Then, with a smile, I walked proudly back to the fliver truck I rented, grabbing a long old pole I long before dubbed as ‘The Old Bamboo’. It had been given to me, with instructions to take very good care of it, by a former slave woman called Mamie Julep. It was at a time I had occasion to fish the mighty Potomac at Harper’s Ferry. She was a nice old black great great grandmother who unfortunately passed away just a few weeks after that. But that’s a whole other tale that I’ll gladly share in this column sometime soon. So anyway, with that very pole in hand, I walked still proudly back to the boy Jessie who by now was passing the time skipping stones across an eddy just below the smallest of the man made ripples on that stretch of the famed Beaverkill. His eyes lit up like two Chinese lanterns.

“You do have one,” he exclaimed. “And it’s just like Grampy Effron’s and Uncle Cecil’s!”

“Yup,” I responded. “And I’ve caught plenty of fish on It, and I call it ‘The Old Bamboo’.”

Then the boy Jessie walked closer to see it better.

“Gosh,” he said softly. “The Old Bamboo,”

Then he looked up at me squinting as the sun shined upon his face.

“Mr. Gazelle,” he said before a question. “If’n I ever get a bamboo fishing pole of my own can I call mine ‘The Old Bamboo’ just the same?”

“Jessie my boy,” I said, “There’s only one fishing pole, bamboo or other, that I know of called ‘The Old Bamboo’. This one. And as far as I’m concerned that’s the way it’ll always be.”

I watched as the boy named Jessup lowered his head. Then I crouched beside him. After a moment I extended my hands offering to him ‘The Old Bamboo’. He looked at it and then looked at me.

“Take very good care of it Jessie,” I said. “Take very good care of ‘The Old Bamboo’!”

“Golly, you mean it’s mine?” he asked.

“Yup indeed,” I said. “It’s yours.”

That bamboo fishing pole, the one that old Mamie Julep gave to me, was one of my favorite possessions. But I had had a good many days filled with fishing admiring and enjoying it. It was then time for me to let someone else have the chance to do the same. After all, old Mamie Julep was generous enough to me and so now I was passing that generosity on to the boy Jessie. It was worth all the fish I’ve ever caught just to see him beam up and smile as broad as a boy could ever smile. And I’m sure that looking down from heaven old Mamie Julep was also smiling broadly. I know I was. Of all the fishing trips and adventures I’ve endured and enjoyed over the years, out of all of them, this one, this one where upon I landed merely a small 14″ brown trout, and two even smaller 10″ brook trout and alas catching no lunkers, this trip to Craigie Clair meeting the boy Jessie and giving to him ‘The Old Bamboo’, my prized bamboo fishing pole, ranks in my book as a tie for my all time favorite outing. The other one, the one it tied….my trip to Harper’s Ferry on the Potomac. The one when I met that most generous old Mamie Julep. And so faithful readers that’s my story of ‘The Old Bamboo’.

(A fictional story written on September 12th, 2015 by John Patrick Seekamp of a made up 1920’s fishing columnist and his weekly column syndicated to most Sunday newspapers in the U.S. and other parts of the world!)

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THAT’S A GOOD ENOUGH JOB FOR ME!

11 Friday Jul 2014

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Bayonne, Brooklyn, jewel heist, New York City, Studebaker, The Rackets

My name is Richie. Richie Ampola and this is the god’s honest true story of how I almost got hooked into the rackets and how, thank god, it didn’t exactly work out that way. Thank god.
Well to begin with I come from a good family. My Mother, Grace, who’s actual name is Graziella, god bless her gentle soul, she’s an absolute saint. And my pop, Lou, god rest his soul, he died of a heart attack quite a few years back—when I was only eight. He was a hard working mechanic for the City of New York, and I absolutely idolized him. He always called me “The Bambino” on account I was the youngest of three. The other two—they’re my sisters Elaine and Marian, and even though the both of them can be absolute pains in the you-know-whattocks at times, all in all they’re basically all right. But getting back to my nickname, I didn’t mind being called “The Bambino” on account it was coming from my pop. He was a good and decent man. And you know, I never recall ever hearing him swear. He never swore, at least not ever in front of Ma or us kids. And god forbid if my mother ever swore. Forget about it. None of us really did.
So anyway we all lived in Queens in a plain looking little house near Middle Village just off Metropolitan Avenue and it was all right—I guess. And so when I was old enough I got myself a job at the local supermarket and I had these two friends from there, Sal and Gino, that I always palled around with and they were identical twins—and you know, they really did look alike. Well, to make a longer story somewhat shorter, they had this uncle Nicky, Nicky Napoli, in Brooklyn—Sheepshead Bay in fact—who they would go to visit with their family from time to time. Well, after I turned seventeen, I got a car of my own, a nice fire engine red 1953 two door Studebaker Starlight coupe—and in case you don’t already know, it’s the good looking five seater—and then me and Sal and Gino would drive out to Brooklyn on our own to visit with their uncle Nicky. Well one thing leads to another and the next thing you know Sal and Gino ask me one afternoon if I would mind driving them out to Bayonne that night so they could pick something up. They said it was to help out their uncle. All the way to Bayonne. You know—Bayonne, New Jersey. So I wasn’t particularly doing anything that night so I said, “Yeh—sure, I’ll help ya’s out. What time you need me?”
Well—I kinda had a feeling all along that their uncle Nicky was somewhat in the mob and all, but I really thought that this job was only like a moving job or something like that. Well it was a moving job all right. Right out the back door of a store and into my car. The next thing I know this alarm goes off, lights are flashing and turning on, and then there was Sal, with a couple of swear words thrown in, saying, “Go, go, go Richie.” So I put the car in gear then I start to pull away—you know—like normal. That’s when Gino yells, along with two or three swear words of his own, “Come on Richie, push that gas pedal to the floor—we gotta get outta here!” Well after I took a look down and saw that both Sal and Gino were each carrying four small black velvet bags, I finally put two and two together and realized they must’ve just robbed that place, and so that was when I floored it and we made our way back under the Hudson River and then over the East River to Brooklyn. Well naturally it did turn out that it was absolutely a robbery and that store was in fact a jewelry shop and in those eight small black velvet bags was an assorted bunch of cut diamonds, diamond rings, diamond bracelets, and a single—big—cut ruby. I know this because when we drove back to Brooklyn and into this garage there, Sal and Gino showed me the stuff. So I’m like, “Ok—now I’m a criminal. Great. Now I’m gonna wind up in jail or something like that”, and so Sal and Gino are trying to calm me down saying things like, “It’s a piece of cake, Richie,” and “There’s nothin’ to worry about, Richie,” and “Everything’s gonna turn out just fine, Richie.” And I’m like still all worked up, and so after they made a couple of phone calls they took me out to this nice restaurant called Giovanni’s just down the street, and so I figured since I was hungry and all, and since I could order whatever I wanted—well what the heck. And so we all ate a nice dinner and even had some red wine. And get this—it turns out the owner Giovanni owed Nicky Napoli big time so when we went to leave he tore up the bill and gave us each a ten spot for cab fare home. Not too shabby.
But now here’s the kicker. My car, which was still back in the garage where we parked it, well it seems that some punk kids from that neighborhood had been eyeing that particular garage for about a week and then they saw us drive in and then a short while later walk out, so they figured what the heck, we’ll get ourselves a nice car and all. But what they didn’t know was that the cops had the make and model and license plate number of the car involved in the robbery in Bayonne—my car. Well the three punks took my car and before you know it the cops in Jersey City caught up with them and made the arrest. Of all the places for them to go—Jersey City. It’s just up the way from Bayonne! And guess what Sal and Gino had stashed there in the glove box—two unregistered .38 Special snub nose revolvers. Oh and guess what was stuffed under the front seat—the eight small black velvet bags with the jewels in them. About $150,000 worth—That is, if they had been real. Turns out, for whatever the reason, they weren’t. But that ruby—that one big cut ruby—that turned out to be the genuine $100,000 real deal. And lucky for Sal and Gino that Gino liked that ruby so much that he took it out of one of the bags and stuffed it in his pants pocket—you know, so he could admire it later.
Now as for those other boys, the three punks, oh my god. Did they ever get nailed to the cross. They did time for not only the jewel robbery, but they also got popped for possession of those two illegal guns and stealing my car as well—which it seems happened to be in that garage in Brooklyn having just been repaired and serviced at the time they took it. That’s what the service record said anyway.
Well Nicky Napoli got his big ruby. Sal and Gino got a pat on the back for a job well done and a couple hundred bucks each. And me—well I got my car back. But here’s the best part. When I went to the police impound in Jersey City the very next morning to pick up my car, there was this NYPD detective waiting there. So anyway he takes me aside and says, “Funny thing Mr. Ampola—there was a snapshot from the camera at the back of that jewelry shop in Bayonne of the driver who was in your car at the time of the robbery and well—that picture just sort of disappeared. You see, I’m the only one to have actually seen that snapshot Mr. Ampola and therefore I’m the only one who actually knows who was really driving your car, and so providing you can keep your nose clean from now on—well—that’s the way it’s going to stay—that no one else will ever know who was actually driving your car. And as for the other two, let’s just say I couldn’t make out their faces. As far as I’m concerned for the time being your off the hook. And I’m a man of my word. Do I make myself clear, Mr. Ampola?”
So I says, “Yeh, yeh officer. Absolutely clear.” And then I was all polite to him and thanking him and all. But wait—then when he goes to leave he stops and turns and says, “And oh—by the way, say hello to your mother Grace for me Richie. It’s been a long time—we went to high school together. Just tell her you ran into Charlie Falcone in the supermarket where you’re going to continue to work. Right Richie?”
“Yes sir,” I said. “Yes sir. I will most definitely do that. On both accounts. And thank you again officer Falcone.”
And so at that point I’m thanking my lucky stars as I get into my car and drive directly back to Queens. Well I went straight to work just as scheduled, and that night when I finally got home I told my ma that I ran into an old classmate of hers and I told her his name.
“That bum,” she says. “He never gave me back my corsage from one of the wonderful sophomore dances he took me to. That good looking, good for nothing bum! And just for your peace of mind Richie, that was before I met your father—god rest your sweet soul, Louie.”
No disrespect intended against my mother but Ma, you’re wrong about Charlie Falcone being a good for nothing bum. At least in my book he’s A Okay. And thank god Ma you don’t know all the facts behind it all. Thank god you don’t know the half of it. And thank you Pop for looking down over me. I know that you know the half of it and more. Because Pop, you know what? As you already know—things could’ve turned out to be a lot different for me if I got hooked into the rackets. A lot different. Oh, and and I just gotta say hello to you Nanna Rose. I know your watching down and listening from your window up there.
So I guess all that’s left for me to say now is—thank god I’m now the manager of that supermarket that I was working for then. That’s a good enough job for me!

PER LA VITA BUONA

by John Patrick Seekamp______________________July 11th, 2014

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A FICTIONAL LETTER FROM A DOUGHBOY (printed as a newspaper column)

17 Monday Mar 2014

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________________________________________________

 __________THE MIDVILLE JUNCTION_GAZETTE___________

                              September      29th,      1918                               

Letter from

        “One of Our Boys”

               _________

Tommy Carlisle Relays His

     Tale from The Front

In a letter sent to our esteemed

postmaster Bill Carmoody, and ad-

dressing all members of this town,

Tommy Carlisle writes: “Greetings

to all of you unfortunate devils back

home in the states. I don’t mean to

rub it in but boy do we fellas over

here have it made. The accom-

modations everywhere here along

the western front are top notch.

Why, everyday we get to stroll along

the narrow streets and boardwalks,

through the mounded dunes of sand

just bustling with activity. Yes sir,

this part of France is sure plenty

exciting since we’ve been here. Of

course the German tourists do get

a little rowdy now and again, some

of ’em I guess you could say get

completely out of hand though.

But the rest of the boys and I, we

help out the Frenchys when it comes

time to putting those rowdies back in

their place. And of course the Brits

and Canadians are sure there to

lend a hand. Why they were takin’

care of business over yonder here

long before we doughboys showed up

with our ugly mugs. But you know,

maybe these Jerrys aren’t all bad—-

why they just keep sending us

presents. Sure, why they practically

drop ’em right in our laps, so

naturally we sorta feel obligated to

return the favor by droppin’ nice

little gifts as close to their laps

as we can!

I do have just a few complaints

though——MUD! MUD! MUD! You

see, when it rains over here, just

like back home, all the roads be-

come muddy. And the fields too.

It seems to be just about everyplace

we have to walk, sit, and sleep!

You can get tired of it real quick.

Why even the mud is tired of itself!

But I will say that once we made it

to the front, at least there’s the wood

planks and wood encased rooms to

keep some of us at least, somewhat

dry. But boy that trek from Calais to

here was brutal. It was 90% walkin’,

85% of which was walkin’ in the mud,

and 10% fightin’, 75% of which was

fightin’ laying on our bellies in the Mud!

Mud, mud, and more MUD! Oh—and

of course there’s always the blisters

on our feet. BIG BLISTERS! Blisters

the size of the circle you make when

you flash someone the O.K. sign with

your hand. And brother I won’t ever

wish blisters like these on anybody.

Well——except maybe the rowdiest

of the Jerrys. And speakin’ of the

Jerrys, here comes a whiz bang.

DUCK! Whew—that was a close

one. It landed about 150 feet from

where I’m sittin’. Knocked our cap-

tain right off his feet. He’s all right

thank heavens, and so are the rest

of us. Ah—–life on the FRONT! And

so getting back to my description of

the front, and life here, of course I

was making light of the harsh reali-

ties of this conflict. The fact is it’s

pretty tough and also pretty darn

(putting it politely) gruesome at

times as well. Those little gifts we

get from time to time are of course

artillery shells and boy I wasn’t kid-

ding when I said they practically

drop them in our laps. That whiz

bang we just got was one of ’em!

And the narrow streets and board-

walks through the dunes are of

course the trenches where we are

now in this no man’s land of dirt and

wire and wooden planks—-and MUD!

Mud, blisters, shellings, and

more mud. We all try to make the

best of this nasty, nasty business.

All of us do. We do a lot of praying,

believe you me. And God willing

everyone of us fightin’ boys will

make it back to our homes, safe

and sound.

In the meantime, for all of you

back there at home may the best

of luck be your fortune!

See all of you soon,

Yours truly,

Pvt. Tommy Carlisle.

p.s.  And the rest of the boys

pass on their regards as well!”

        by John Patrick Seekamp,

2014

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THE PERSISTENT INVENTOR

14 Friday Mar 2014

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The Scientific Log Of Phillibert P. Phiffleflute the third

 

  Entry for Monday, July 7th, 1884———Day 1:

Prepared laboratory for experiment.

Mixed 7 granules of magnesium dioxide with 4 granules of potassium sulfate———-Nothing.

Disposed of chemicals, cleaned equipment, returned home.

 

  Entry for Tuesday, July 8th, 1884———Day 2:

Prepared laboratory for experiment.

Mixed 9 granules of manganese chloride with 6 granules of sodium nitrate———-Nothing.

Disposed of chemicals, cleaned equipment, returned home.

 

  Entry for Wednesday, July 9th, 1884———Day 3:

Prepared laboratory for experiment.

Mixed 5 granules of carbon silicate with 2 granules of sulfur chlorite———Nothing.

Disposed of chemicals, cleaned equipment, returned home.

 

  Entry for Thursday, July 10th, 1884———Day 4:

Prepared laboratory for experiment.

Mixed 1 granule of ammonium hydrate with 9 granules of hydrogen ammoniate———–Nothing.

Disposed of chemicals, cleaned equipment, returned home.

 

  Entry for Friday, July 11th, 1884———Day 5:

Prepared laboratory for experiment.

Mixed 3 granules of aluminum silicate with 10 granules of silver hydroselenide———-Nothing.

Disposed of chemicals, cleaned equipment, returned home.

 

  Entry for Saturday, July 12th, 1884———Day 6:

Felt frustrated. needed to relax. Mixed 1 teaspoon chamomile tea (in ball) with 1 cup hydrogen monoxide heated to 100 degrees Celsius , left it to steep———Ah, felt better.

Prepared laboratory for experiment.

Mixed 3 granules of ferric acetate with 2 granules of titanium dioxide———Nothing!

Became frustrated again, needed to relax, thought of better idea——–mixed 1 oz. of French brandy with  1 cup of hydrogen monoxide heated to 100 degrees Celsius———felt even better!

Mixed 12 granules of  sodium nitrate with 11 granules of sodium nitrate——–Nothing. Ahgggg!

Frustration!

Mixed 2 parts French brandy with 2 cubes hydrogen monoxide cooled to 0 degrees Celsius, felt okay——-then continued.

Mixed 25 different granules of some sort with 32 granules of ammonium whatever—–uhhhh! A puff!

All this work is  making me thirsty——-mixed 3 parts French brandy in a glass with a teaspoon of hydrogen monoxide, not heated at all——-back to work.

Mixed 56 parts ammonium something with—-ah—–whatever that fluffy stuff was—–ah, let’s see, oh yes—-43 parts of it anyway———Bang! Whoa! That was certainly loud! Must celebrate!

Mixed 3 parts Frenchy with—–with—-3 parts Frenchy and drank it all up. There! Now where was I? Oh–oh, I remember now. I was trying to make something. Okay. Okay.

I mixed up several—several handfuls of some sort with several handfuls of some sort and then——-where am I——why is everything so dreadfully white———-And say—-why do all the folks around here look like they’re floating——say—–now I remember. I DID IT!——-I ACTUALLY MADE SOMETHING THAT WORKED. JUMPING JOHOSAPHATS! Like my good ol’ grandpappy used to say, ‘Be persistent. Never give up. If you quit you’re finished!’ There—–I persisted. I didn’t give up. BUT BOY AM I FINISHED!!!!

____________________________________by John Patrick Seekamp,      2014

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A FICTIONAL NEWS STORY FROM THE COLD WAR

09 Sunday Mar 2014

Posted by johnseekamp in East Germany, Fiction, Short Story, Writings

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Cold War Intrigue, Creative Writing, Fiction

                                                                                                                         

   EXTRA                                                                       NEW        YORK                                                   LATE CITY EDITION   

                                                                    METROPOLITAN               DISPATCH                                                                 

                                                          WEDNESDAY,           SEPTEMBER   17,          1958                                                            

                           

                            East  German  Defects  In  Holland 

                            Tunnel; Later Visits Mayor Wagner

                            State Department To Decide Fate

                                       

                                         By Hank Dulgarian

                       From the Metropolitan Dispatch Bureau

   NEW YORK, Sept. 17—–Gunthar  Rheinhardt, 33, of  Sangerhausen,

East Germany, here in the United States as part of a goodwill exchange

between  the two nations, declared his  intention  to defect  to the  West

yesterday  morning as  traffic  jammed in  the Holland Tunnel, the result

of a minor vehicular  accident. The international  incident  occurred  four

vehicals behind  the traffic accident at approximately 10:00a.m. Eastern

standard time near the halfway point between New York State and New

Jersey under the Hudson River.

Mr. Rheinhardt, a pianist, along with two unnamed East German musi-

cians, an unnamed East German security officer, and their host, Bernard

Bellinger, interim Executive Assistant to New York City mayor Robert F.

Wagner, Jr., were passengers in a private limousine traveling westward,

from Manhattan to Newark, to attend the opening of the ‘Berlin Club’, a

cultural exchange center, where Mr. Rheinhardt and his fellow musicians

were to perform; conversely, a trio of American musicians, representing

the U.S. in the program, were sent to Leipzig, East Germany to complete

the adversaries’ détente.

As the car the five men were traveling in braked for the accident, Mr.

Rheinhardt stated in English, “I want to defect. I want asylum.” Then, as

the vehicle came to a stop, Mr. Rheinhardt opened the back door nearest

him and stepped out, standing against the tunnel wall, arms folded. At that

moment the East German security officer stepped out and attempted to

wrestle Mr. Rheinhardt back into the limousine, but was intervened by Mr.

Bellinger who, with assistance from the limousine driver, reminded the East

German security officer that the situation was then a matter of international

concern, to be handled by the U.S. State Department.

As traffic resumed, Mr. Bellinger reassured Mr. Rheinhardt that he was,

“now in American hands until the matter could be addressed officially, and

according to protocol.” Then all four men returned to the limousine, where

upon it continued on to daylight on the New Jersey side, and then turned

around heading back into Manhatten, directly to City Hall. Mr. Bellinger

then escorted Mr. Rheinhardt to the mayor’s office, while the limousine de-

livered the East German security officer, and the two other East German

musicians, to the Soviet Mission to the United Nations, located on the

Upper East Side.

Mr. Rheinhardt was received by the mayor and his staff with open arms,

and was treated in accordance with international law, until the State De-

partment could take over the case. According to Mr. Bellinger, Mr. Rhein-

hardt seemed satisfied with his choice to defect, and was observed as

being relaxed, and relieved as he answered questions. Mr. Bellinger also

noted that Mr. Rheinhardt was overjoyed with the reception,  thanking

everyone there repeatedly.

It is not as of yet known by this reporter how well the East German

security officer or the two other East German musicians were received

and treated by the Soviets upon their return to communist control.

Later when asked why he defected, Mr. Rheinhardt told a senior State

Department official, “I want to play jazz music the way it was meant to

be played—the American way.”

                                                     by John Patrick Seekamp,  © 2012

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AS THE NIGHTINGALE SANG

06 Thursday Mar 2014

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There were cats in the kitchen of the spinsters Worrell,

       There were frogs in the bucket of Deacon Sudbury’s well,

There by the noon bell in the sun at its high,

       Was a purring, and a croaking, and the nightingale’s cry,

Where the thorn plums, and the thistle downs, and the touch-me-nots grew,

        There in the thicket did the nightingale spew.

                                                                by John Patrick Seekamp, 2014

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NEAR DISASTER AT FDR’S FUNERAL

17 Monday Feb 2014

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Memories, My Father's Story and FDR---A Matter of History, Writings

      The Funeral Train, now sitting on the private track siding along the Hudson River, had aready dropped off the President’s flag draped casket. A contingent of U.S. servicemen placed it onto a caisson, drawn by six chestnut brown horses, to be transported up the wood road to the Roosevelt estate at Hyde Park. It was a beautiful spring day, that early morning on April 15th, 1945. Under a mostly cloudless sky, FDR would be buried near the sundial, just inside the south entrance to the family’s Rose Garden, with its tall and thick evergreen hedge surrounding the peaceful location.

      My father, WIN_20140217_144123 (2)Cpl. John Paul Seekamp, was in charge of the four French 75mm Artillery guns that were positioned in the alfalfa field to the south of the large gathered crowd. There, along with the other soldier’s from West Point’s Field Artillery Detachment (“A” and “B” Batteries), the big guns, one of which would be used only in case of a misfire, would soon thunder the blank charges, presenting one volley at a time at 15 second intervals until the twenty one gun salute was complete. My father waited at the field phone for the signal to commence, as the planners wanted to wait until the caisson was halfway up the hill. It was decided to do it that way so that as the President’s casket came into view the salute would still be going on.

     At the head of the caisson were  Honor Guard riders; Ferralasco, Doty, and Matthewson. They were sergeants, also from West Point’s Field Artillery Detachment. They sat mounting the three left side horses, while the three right side horses were riderless, all six pulling the caisson. Along both sides and at the rear of the caisson walked more Honor Guards and behind all of them a West Point Buffalo soldier led a lone riderless black horse draped with a fringed black blanket, covering the animal from its hind quarters to its neck and hanging nearly to the ground. The saddle was covered by that blanket as well. In the stirrups, which were attached to the saddle through the blanket, was a pair of high black riding boots facing backwards. A sheathed saber hung from the horse’s left side and bounced off both the animal and the blanket as it walked.

      Just before 10:00a.m., as the six teamed up horses had reached the halfway point coming up the hill, unfamiliar territory for them, the order was given and the first shot from the cannons was heard. Loudly. One or more of the horses spooked and bolted back, pushing the rear of the caisson toward the steep embankment, which had a drop of one hundred feet or so. As the caisson was about to roll over the edge, one of the back wheels caught a small tree. The caisson had stopped and the casket, with FDR’s body in it, remained in place. The riders and other soldiers regained control of the team and then the caisson proceeded on toward the Rose Garden, the blossoming fruit trees and soldiers, sailors, and marines standing at attention, shoulder to shoulder, lining the trail. The cannons continued sounding and soon the salute was fulfilled.

      No one but the Honor Guards, the Buffalo soldier, and my father, listening to the whole episode over the field phone (and perhaps one or two of the other soldiers manning the French 75’s), knew of the near tragedy. With all the loud blasts taking place during the salute, the other’s there likely didn’t realize the slight delay, let alone the mishap. The service took place, Franklin Delano Roosevelt was buried, and Truman, members of the Supreme Court and Congress, and the rest of the dignitaries consoled Eleanor Roosevelt. That’s the part that made it into history. But of course anyone reading this now knows——what almost happened.

by John Patrick Seekamp, from the memories of my father, early 2014

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